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Dear Worst Jokes Ever,

I sit here with a heavy heart, tears streaming down my face, as I write this farewell letter to you. Our time spent together has brought both laughter and despair, but alas, it is time for me to bid you adieu.

From the moment I stumbled upon your twisted humor, I thought I had found my home, a sanctuary for those who appreciate the darkest corners of comedy. Oh, how we laughed, or rather, howโ€ฆ Read more

do you realize that even if you ban someone, they can make new accounts? idiots.

i js wanted to write this while I'm here.

Charlie, yes we've had our ups and downs but i honestly love you so much i wont be on here anymore so i js wanted to say goodbye.

Chex and Madi, you guys are honestly my role models, your eyes, your hair, your body, your honestly so perfect that i just wanna be you so fuckin bad.

Jake and Wade, you guys have made me so happy these past few months I've been on, i just wanteโ€ฆ Read more

I've seen alot of things on the internet abt ppl cuttin themselves. Idk if any of u do but all I can say is pls dont. You shouldnt hurt yourself bcuz others hurt u. It's not worth it. Trust me, ik. There's always gonna be someone who cares abt u even if u dont realise it.

THE PLAN:

Dagger Jr. rechecked the plan in the dark underbelly of WJE's community section, making sure everyone knew their role. "Alright, guys, remember, as soon as we see DonutDrawzz's comment, we all reply with 'KYS' simultaneously. We have to show her we won't tolerate her behavior anymore."

Wade, determined and ready, nodded. "I've been waiting for this moment. It's time to stand up to this bully and protect oโ€ฆ Read more

New Post Is anybody on im bored af and how was your thanksgiving. Even if you don't celebrate Thanksgiving how was your days yeasterday?

Guys, it's been like months since ADHD autist is not even active now, like I know she's retarded but she's not even active

If you are religious, what is considered bad in your religion but u still do it anyway?

For me I am Hindu, where you apparently can't eat beef bcuz cows are considered sacred, but I eat it anyway It didn't say anywhere that I can't eat pork so I do in rare occasions, but it's not my preferred type of meat

NOTE: My MUM (the strictest when it comes to what meat we* should consume and where) actually allows us to eat beef and pork but OUTSIDE THE HOUSE SHE AINT COOKING IT ANYTIME SOON EVEN THO SHE ATE A BEEF CHAPLI KEBAB AND LIKED IT *Me and my dad

HAPPIEST FUCKING BIRTHDAY MY SILLY WILLY GOOSE FLAPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY U ARE SO FUN TO BE AROUND WITH AND I REALLY LOVE YOU FOR STAYING WITH ME EVEN THO I CAN BE SOOOOOO NORMAL AND UR THE ABNORMAL ONE<333 I LOVE UUU GRANDMAAA STAY SAFE I LOVE YOUUUU MWAHHHHHHHH HAPPY BIRTHDAY FLAPPYTHEPOOPY<33 EYE RIS-IST<333

dont dont even say anything, i am going to pass out and then die, rebirth, then die again and come back as a fucking snail

I LOVE MEGAVERSE JEDNIFJHJIFEIKD

Ok, let's all understand sm, and first no ones going to argue with me cuz I go to Germany on holiday at least once a year and nearly everyone ik makes nazi or german jokes? Ok, so I'm as on the fence as possible as i could be. Germans, we don't think your nazis, we're just annoyed your on the English version of the web and because we're really weird and horny and retarded, you can even search for nazi jokes 89, I thiโ€ฆ Read more

Let's say, hypothetically, I'm a Barbie girl. Okay, let's even say, I'm in a Barbie World. Right, so in this scenario, I would obviously know from personal experience that life in plastic is fantastic. Therefore, it is of utmost importance that I am a Barbie girl who is indeed, in a Barbie World.

These idiotic 6th graders are being so damn annoying. They keep saying things like โ€œcheese and baloneyโ€. And they keep trying to hug me. I donโ€™t even know who the hell they are.

My science teacher was being such a retard today he was on my ass for no reason and literally I wasnโ€™t even talking to that bitch when I said why does it look like that (was talking abt a white blood cell) and he said why do u look like that and I said idk why do U look like THAT and he said my dna and I said damn Iโ€™d hate to see ur ancestors and he sent me to the office like bitch donโ€™t start stuff u canโ€™t finish

who thought school was so slow thursday i did i know that for sure had a sub in 3 classes ctms has so many new teachers and subs nowdays i dont even know why they had change the time we get out of school we use to get out at 4:10 know 4:15 what was wrong with 4:10 like nowdays what is the point in school

Quick question, well not quick. Itโ€™s a thought I had, and it has to do with this website. If I..I dunno vanished. Out of the blue. Or just made a post saying โ€œbyeโ€, or just disappeared. For letโ€™s say...a week and a half? Would any of you really give a shit? Would you try to do anything? Would you wonder if I killed myself and I just have repressed issues I donโ€™t speak about? Because when someone like May or Toby, doeโ€ฆ Read more

"Hi I'm Jake! I'm a Californian-" Didn't even need to read the rest, that explains all of his retardation.