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HAPPY ST PATRICKS DAY in honor of my Irish heritage I will be only drinking Guinness and eating gold coins for the whole day

Assalum Alaykum, Monolingual Beta Males! It is Language Simp, your favorite hyperpolyglot gigachad alphamale. Tell me to speak a language! I can speak over 50 Languages at a D1 fluent level! In the last post I created, I asked everyone to say a language. Say a language or I will eat your dog! My language rq's last time: German AKA nazi saussage language - Deine Mutter ist eine Schlampe und ich habe sie letzte Nacht… Read more

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When people ask my gender:

I might have a dick, I might be a chick I might be a guy who's a chick with a dick

But I suck cock and eat pussy the same, I put all the famous pornstars to shame.

I can bang both your parents all night, I'll fuck them both rough as they moan in delight.

Yo. Ima repost this so people can see this once more, before it goes under billions of other posts.

everyone's trying to kill themselves. This is not worth it. You see your problems, right? You see them. They're tough! They're hard! This is the path of life! Challenges come and go! This is to make you a stronger person! This is to train you for the path ahead! Don't waste your hard work growing up by slitting your n… Read more

Hey guys it’s me again I was not able to post in a while because I am in Japan There is no cell around where I am And the WiFi is bad I’m also needing a break because my health has declined I have needed to just stop eating because I’ve been overeating And I don’t really think I’ve eaten an actual meal in a week or so I’ve been just eating random shit around the house in secret I think im dying And my jaw and eyes hurt so bad too Help

Say what, say what? Say what, say what? Say what, say what? I say what, say what? (My dick is bigger than yours) Ooh, I say what, say what? I say what, say what? I say what, say what? (My band is bigger than yours) Too bad, I got your beans in my bag You stuck-up sucker, Korny motherfucker Taking over flows is the Limp pimp Need a Bizkit to save this crew from Jon Davis I'm gonna drop a little east side skill Ya best… Read more

everyone's trying to kill themselves. This is not worth it. You see your problems, right? You see them. They're tough! They're hard! This is the path of life! Challenges come and go! This is to make you a stronger person! This is to train you for the path ahead! Don't waste your hard work growing up by slitting your neck or hurling yourself down a cliff! It's not worth it! There are always at least ONE person to help… Read more

Shut up boy you look like a velociraptor in a clogged toilet bowl! Bruh you look like an off brand Ben 10 character! Nah you ain’t Ben 10 you Steven 9! Get yo ass back boy, you look like you got expelled for barking at yo lunch lady! Shut yo ass up boy, you ain’t from Jurassic Park, you came from the prehistoric playground! Get yo ass out boy you like Clifford the big red dog’s fossil! Boy what are you talking about … Read more

Good day! This is your local McDonald's and if you want to eat something, tell us. The price is 1 follow for as much food as you want. We're looking forward to having lots of customers.