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:hello: I'm really sorry about leaving the zoom call, my dad was home and I freaked out, and I wasn't on till today, bc I got sent to a mental hospital for like, a week, for personal reasons.

this is kai but anon, bc my dad found out i was sending naked girls on here lmao, but im sorry hello, my dad made me leave the zoom meeting. :(( sorry. cant be on tody btw

Conversations with my younger self

How is oscar is he still jumping around like a kangaroo?

No, he got stuck underneath our dad's car now he can't jump.

how is grandnan is she still alive and well?

no, we lost her on February 21st at the age of 90.

our we still in the house we loved

no, we had to move houses because we couldn't afford it anymore.

are we still best friends with charlie Clarkson

no, she said something means about my parents and we stopped being friends in April 2021

But are we still happy all the time and have sooooooo many friends

No, we are just friends with a few people but they are awesome.

Why is this site filled with dumbass little kids and braindead monkey zoomers? This site is supposed to be for adult jokes made by and for respectable, civilized, humans. instead it's filled with twitter-loving consumer algorithm-fried zoomers and children. Fucking ban them already or make a containment site to filter that garbage out, we the community want to see true jokes on the front page, not "IF THIS HITS 69 LI… Read more

Hey everyone! I wanted to thank you for 17 followers! You all make my day so much brighter <3. Here are some more things you can do with emotions!

Anxiety, Challenge yourself to talk. Grab a teddy or something you know you can talk to, and start talking to it and try to forget your anxiety.

Remember that you are not your anxiety. You are not weak. You are not inferior. You have a mental health condition. It’s calle… Read more

This is completely a waist of time, but worth it at the same time.

*Dad's sitting on the couch reading news paper when wife walks in*

Husband: "This music.. Is the final boss coming? Or worse.. It's my wife..."

Wife: "You jobless monkey... Money to pay bills doesn't grow on tree's"

Husband: "Well it's no my fault.. And I was born poor *Over it* If I was son of Bill Gates I'd bathe in money.."

Wife: "First go bat… Read more

Hey! I wanted to thank you all for all the likes! Really makes my day! Anyways, I have some helpful things you could do if your feeling mad, sad, ect! Hope this helps <3

Angry:

Push a wall, maybe you're thinking it's something you want to push. It releases the negativity that you might be feeling.

Once you've calmed down, maybe tell a friend or parent your concerns. You could also go to support, Hailey my friend … Read more

Little Johnny Made a platter of cookies for Santa. He was gonna set them out by the milk but his dad never came back with it. He wakes up to find his mom on top of Santa. Santa says Ho ho OH YEAH!

public announcement to The Stigg

get the fuck off this website or shape up and treat people like humans. stop telling people to die. you are having a negative impact on these peoples lives and ruining the community, and if you don't want to play nice, than you can go fuck yourself on the some dad joke websites

Little Johnny went to school and right before class started, he pulled down his pants and said “Little fishy, little fishy, little fishy.” After that, his teacher told him to put on his pants and go to the office. The principal asked him what he did, so he pulled down his pants and said “Little fishy, little fishy, little fishy.” Then the principal called his mom. The mom got there and took little Johnny home. They g… Read more

To THE STIGS SHUT THE FUCK UP IM SICK AND TIRED OF THIS BULL SHIT ITS FUCKING ANNOYING IF I WANTED TO YES I WOULD KILL MYSELF BUT I DONT SO GROW THE FUCK UP AND ACT YOUR AGE MABY IF YOU ACT YOUR AGE YOUR MOM AND DAD WOULD ACTUALY LOVE YOU SO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND ACT YOUR AGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!