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ITS FRIDAYY pissed cause my dad didn't remind me he was taking me to school today and i woke up at 6 am like i usually have to when i ride the bus cause my bus time is 6 freaking 55

I'm getting harassed by an ADULT on here ... Mom or dad pls come and talk to me ... I'm kinda scared ... And disgusted...

LETS START A ROAST BATTLE SO FUN (just for fun k) Rules: No swearing, no mum/dad jokes/no plain insults without it being related to the topic

I won't be on over the summer because my dad is taking my computer. But I may be able to get into my account from my ipad. But if I am not able to I will probably be on in a few months.

I asked my dad If I could have money for coke. He gave me $500 and I said I meant Coca-Cola.

bitch istg i saw the light today. so firstly i was in the mf principles office and she fucking sat on me and feed me 500 bigmacs and shit like that then she fucking brought my dad in AND WHEN I TELL U I KNEW THAT I WAS GOING TO GET MY ASS WOOPED. anyways so my dad LITERALLY started to try and fight with me but i just ignored his ass AND THEN her fatass was like "you are being disrespectful to ur dad", mind you I WAS … Read more

lemme just tell you what happened. MY DAD BEAT MY ASS like as soon as i stepped through them doors it was over, it was like mf mcdonalds shut down or something like he was MAD, he was bringing out the hangers again and i wasn’t bouta get beat for the SECOND TIME IN ONE DAY so i was like “what did i do wrong now” AND HIS FAT ASS WAS LIKE “i got a email from your teacher about the math test you failed” i was like oh sh… Read more

Sorry about that dagger I was my dads truck and we got grocery’s. Whatever you are excited about seems important

Barney is ur dad, from your imagination he left to get the milk, and now hes on vacation (: