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Explain Bear and Corrupt Diss Track: First off, fuck off this site, no one asked for your two man circus of cringe And no one’s impressed by your dime store ideas of relevance Y’all walking red flags with Wi-Fi, always looking for a target Probably because you can’t stand the fact that you’re forgotten This ain't the Hunger Games, and you ain’t fucking President Snow Nobody likes you, fuck your monologues and your ma
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Homeless people irl:*are given food, homes, and what they need* Homeless people in family guy:*are given shirts, zigzag brownie pans, and a free crash bandicoot video game*

So my most recent crash out. So the guy im talking to told me to text him when i woke up. So i texted him but did he respond? NO HE LEFT ME ON DELIVERED LIKE SERIOUSLY?!?! WHO DOES THAT??? YOU TOLD ME TO TEXT YOU WHEN I WOKE UP SO WHAT DO I DO??? I TEXTED HIM AND JUST TO BE LEFT ON DELIVERED LIKE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.

My dearest friends and family, after seventeen years I have decided that instead of continuing to suffer in the disgusting place that is called “earth,” I have decided that Hell would suit me better. Yes, I didn’t say heaven, and that is because I have done nothing but sinned my way through life and I’m sorry. I’m sorry for rejecting help. I’m sorry for pushing you all to the sides and obsessing over myself. The only
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Brandon Hartman Jr. died unexpectedly in a car crash on Saturday 9/22. Please grieve for him.

For anyone wondering Ethan got in a car crash last night so I’m probably gonna be on more because he didn’t want to miss out on anything

Agent Stone was racing through Nevada, hot on the tail of the notorious clown known as Sweet Tooth. The twisted ice cream truck crept around the dark alleyways, leaving a trail of destruction in its wake. As Agent Stone rounded the corner, he spotted Sweet Tooth up ahead, revving his engine and preparing to make a swift escape. Determined not to let the criminal get away this time, Stone pressed down on the gas pedal
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yo yuri, jkw, and hjw, my gmail app is crashing so im not able to send or recieve messages rn

I feel bad for Matt. He worked really hard to make this website, mods and all, but now it's all crashing down. His website isn't even known that well. :'( poor guy

alcoholics dont get far, unless they drink and drive. lets go for a ride ! '

and i hope i crash and die tonight, i hope i crash and die tonight.

w lyrics.

Hey It's been a while since you saw my face I haven't been doing so great So I took a little break A lot of people are saying some things about me that aren't quite true Doesn't matter if it's true, though Just as long as it's entertaining to you, right? You guys having fun? All aboard the toxic gossip train Chugging down the tracks of misinformation The toxic gossip train You got a one-way ticket to manipulation station Toxic gossip train Tie me to the tracks and harass me for my past Those rumors look like facts if you don't mind the gaps I won't survive in the crash, but hey At least you're havin' fun

Random bullshit fact #1: The Cold War was a setup between the USA and Soviet Union government to draw attention away from the UFO crash incident in New Mexico and other Government alien involvement.