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Im gonna fucking kms, why? THIS- bro im crying rn (not as a joke) here is the email I sent my mom

Uhm, remember when I gave your number to my friend? so when I pass my classes I can go over to their house? They had their number in their backpack pocket, and they were like "ADDISON IM GONNA CALL YOUR MOM" I freaked out, and I don't wanna get in trouble, so I'm apologizing now, instead of waiting until get home, and they called you about planned pregnancy, and I took the phone out of their hands and tried hanging up, but it didn't work, and I'm sorry. please don't me mad.

and I'm crying so hard rn ima kms

It's not even morning I got breakfast on my mind I need a number two, a number four, two number 9s And can you add a sausage, egg and cheese with hash browns on the side My boy Paulo want an orange juice But he said he don't want ice (No ice) Can I put some grape jelly in the bag that would be nice And I think I want some hotcakes can you make it 405 Can I add a chicken biscuit make sure that it's freshly fried And S… Read more

Nobody Literally nobody Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven

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SHREK Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. … Read more

i am in need of someone who can assassinate my child baby shes horny pls help ahh

daddy help me I'm stuck

Do you guys go on this website for the jokes, or for the drama? Because I can clearly tell it's the latter. I mean, COME ON guys! You are arguing with people that have an age going from 10-16, it ́s pathetic. It doesn ́t matter what Ash is doing, its not our concern. No one helps this problem by adding onto the conversation. I ́m just not going to go onto the community tab anymore, it ́s unhealthy for me, and its unhealthy for you.

You KEEP REPEATING YOUR MISTAKES, just leave it alone, there is NOTHING YOU CAN DO!

If anyone needs someone to talk to, I can do a zoom call with some relaxing music on or something and ill just listen. I'll hear you, and ill comfort you.

god says that everyone deserves love and that NO BODY should be treated poorly, even marleigh. she may be awful and deserves to die in a flooded ditch, but god still loves her.

i would love to listen and comfort anyone who needs me.

bro @avaiscool this dude is 15 and your thirteen, he literally tryna pick you up so you can ride his dick man. dont trust him. he's been doing this every .single. day. first he liked lizz then , sad sarah, prob some other girl, now you. i fucking done with his shit man. like we are not friends, and we will never be.

Follow kayla new account because I believe it wasn;t her saying those mean things she can be mean and hurt me but she has a such a sweet heart

Hi matt, could I pls have mod, I would like mod because then I can can protect this site from mean people and delete spammer and bully posts. thanks, regards Cacey

Hi matt, could I pls have moderate, I would like mod because then I can can protect this site from mean people and delete spammer and bully posts. thanks, regards Cacey

NOBODY IS UGLYYYYY- everybody is beautfuil no matter what other people say you can have a missing arm missing leg I don't give a shit your still pretty and i'm being honest with people I hate people saying there ugly like your not I love evrybody I don't care if I just met y'all are the best people on here I LOVE ALL OF y'ALL PEOPLE XD <3

Hey Matt, I’m not sure when or even if you’ll see this, but I wanted to talk about something I’ve been thinking about for a while. I’m not one to ask for things like this, but at this point I think it’s necessary. I’d like to request moderator status. As you might have seen, things have been...not ideal lately, to say the least. There’s hackers, bullies, etc., all over the place. I do my best to try and settle things down around here, but words can only go so far. If it’s alright with you, I’d like to become a mod so I can do a better job at helping people on here. Thanks.