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Hello everyone! I need some help. Think you can help me out here? - I need a knew name for my kitten. I just got her and love her! I have no idea's but I hope some of you do. Please don't pick silly names, but the best name will be considered and I will follow you and make a post on why people should follow you. But for that to happen YOU need to have the best name! Adios for now everyone.

Hi Matt, once my account is old enough, can I please have dev? Thanks- Chloe. :P

Can u guys give me advice for my crush? i gave him a note saying I liked him yesterday-

and HE SMILED- IDK WHAT THAT MEANS- what do u think he will say? AND WhAT SHOULD I DO?!

GENESIS 8 1But God remembered Noah and all the wild animals and the livestock that were with him in the ark, and he sent a wind over the earth, and the waters receded. 2Now the springs of the deep and the floodgates of the heavens had been closed, and the rain had stopped falling from the sky. 3The water receded steadily from the earth. At the end of the hundred and fifty days the water had gone down, 4and on the sev… Read more

Can we all get over the fact the Hailey is fucking ugly? She looks like one of those 'before' pictures on a makeover show....

Hailey, if your reading this rn, YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING GOBLIN!!! Not even makeup can fix you up... You're fucking hideous unlike me. I'm beautiful and I've never been told that I'm ugly in my life.

To all of the people who have called me ugly:

Your opinion on my looks doesn't change my personality. I may be ugly, I may be a disgrace to look at, but I don't care. You're not the judge of what is beautiful, so fuck off. I know I'm ugly, and having so many people tell me this has made my self esteem image 100 times worse. So I hope you can all sleep well knowing that you ruined my image of myself.

And you're right. I am ugly.

RIDDLE TIME! JAKE U BETTER GET GUESSING What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it? and jake pls dont be mad at me

im bk for a second to update yall that the reason im sick is apparently i have a massive spider bite that can eat flesh sooo

Halloween is my favorite time of year because I can kidnap and mutilate those bloody children right off the streets and nobody will bat an eye. They'll just talk about what a funny stunt it was or tell me how impressive my "realistic" decoration is They'll never know the truth

Hey guys! Halloween's in like, a day, and if you celebrate and are going trick or treating with your best friend, here are some really cool +fun costume ideas!!

2 M&M's

Cat and Mouse (I'm probably doing this with my best friend)

The old classic, thing 1 and thing 2

Tomato sauce and mustard 😂

Devil and an angel

Cloud and lighting

A plant and a watering can

This ones really stupid, but funny- Coke can and a Pe… Read more

Hey everyone! I wanted to thank you for 17 followers! You all make my day so much brighter <3. Here are some more things you can do with emotions!

Anxiety, Challenge yourself to talk. Grab a teddy or something you know you can talk to, and start talking to it and try to forget your anxiety.

Remember that you are not your anxiety. You are not weak. You are not inferior. You have a mental health condition. It’s calle… Read more

Here are some things that Dancer's say that sound really weird to non dancers:

"Just a minute, I need to break my shoes."

"Can you re-mark my legs?"

"My best point area is at the 8th position"

"Have two left feet"

"Box it girls"

"Pull you're core's tight"

"Push the wings"

If you know what they mean, you either are a dancer or know a dancer.

I missed one day of guitar and apparently now I have to perform something for the whole class tomorrow. Anyone know a song I can fully learn and perfect within the next 3 hours?

I am the one, don't weigh a ton Don't need a gun to get respect up on the street (okay) Under the sun, the bastard son Will pop the Glock to feed himself and family (sheesh) By any means, your enemies my enemies We wet them up like a canteen (damn) The yellow tape surrounds the fate Don't have a face so now you late, open the gates

Great, eliminate like ElimiDate (woo) Hey, young boy had to penetrate (ooh) Face, you… Read more

Hey Ashton Parkes, can you post a pic of ur face for me, I'll show you something too...

Note about the Report Button: "Report" reports, but since there are Several thousands of "Reports" the dev can't just see through the chaos i think. I just delete things that are disgusting or something like that, but if u can't do that, u can use the "Report" button to hide things for ur self.

the worst pain ever in school is tryna hold back a cough and when u cough it feels like u havta cough forever and then y legit start crying to u can hold the cough back