Back

Canning Community

https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/60a56f437c297e0dcf76cddd/can-we-please-stop-the-fricking-drama im laughing so hard im crying- @Dagger you see this shit?

Yo

Feels weird being on here again... I just wanted to say proper goodbyes.

If anyone wants to know where to contact me, I can tell you and if anyone has something to say, say it. I love you guys even if it stings to be here.

Happy New Years!

Hi guys I'm sorry I said I was leaving but I can't leave. I'm sooo messed up telling I'm leaving but just I can't. I don't know y'all but y'all are like family even some bad things happens we can make up for that and even though I have personal problems I'm going to stay up here.

What did you guys get for Christmas? I got some 2011 mint coins, some Nazi coins, 12 ounces of silver, a floating globe, a nice hunting knife, a toothbrush cleaner, a water pick flosser, snow pants that match my coat, a pair of gloves, a pair of heated gloves, a fake bow that connects to the tv to virtually hunt, a air pistol, a target block for my real bow, a headlamp, a coin holder book, a football table, and some chocolates. That’s everything I can think of.

Locked in prison with no escape, Keeping track of long lost days. Where will my weary soul reside, When there is nothing left inside.

Who will want my painful soul, whose actions made of me a fool? Can I ever live with myself, Or in eternal darkness dwell,

Can the light of truth free me, Or all alone will I ever be? The fate of my life is long gone, For I have done too much wrong.

Why do people keep posting themselves and their friends? It's really dangerous with all these shitheads running around freely on this website, and plus, nobody really cares. No offense to anybody, but seriously, stop posting yourself on a public website. People can use those photos for malice.

Shower thoughts. U know u have serious acne when blind people try to read ur face-As a kid my parents taught me to not believe everything I see on TV, now I have to teach them to not believe everything they see on Facebook-Aliens invaded the Moon on July 20th, 1969— Vehicles today can surf the web, link to your phone, stream music and videos, etc.. but they still can't perform a simple database lookup to tell you what the check engine light is on for.-If you run at 11pm you are a night person. If you run at 5am you are a morning person. If you run at 3am you are a suspicious person

Shower Thoughts:

- Cheating in exams is just studying at the wrong time. - Parents are the opposite of fake friends. They have your back when you aren't there and talk shit about you to your face. - Technically, the biggest difference between surfing and snowboarding is just the temperature of the water. - If a tomato is a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie? - Does a straw have one hole or two? - Can you daydream at night? - When you’re alone in a room, you’re the only person in the world who can see what you can. - Millions of people are in synchronization with your breathing right now.