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Hey itā€™s me again, your favorite lonely person. Sorry for over sharing, im not great right now. I have gone through more of the messages. Please stop sending offensive things. I mean you guys can but itā€™s really fucking annoying. Especially lil AG. also you guys are wild as fuck thinking all this shit you guys are all probably way too young for this shit. (I am 18). Thanks.

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you're standing alone outside in the rain at night. Two portals suddenly open in front of you. In one you can see a beautiful sky world and in the other a dark place with many forests and cliffs. In each portal a man now stands and asks you if you want to join their world and fight against the other world to protect your own world. The man in the dark portal is wearing leather clothes and is about thirty years old, the person in the portal next to him is wearing white robes and also has a golden sword. But he doesn't seem particularly likeable to you. which world will you join? What do they offer you and what will you do after entering the portal?

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what is our relationship like? can we be friends? or am i too retarded/weird/etc? should i just leave?

Hello again. It's your favorite lonely person. I have read your millions of texts about BoredPanda, Amy, Dagger, and all of those people and I can say that you all need to follow this saying: Zip it, lock it, put it in your pocket. Stop tormenting little kids, get off your computer, and live a normal life. Also, Donut and Jake's relationship should be disbanded immediately, since online dating is for fucking losers. Thank you, all.

Hey guys since it seems like this site is going down, anyone who actually wants to be my friend or just talk can meet me at twitter at ā€œSooploosh MacSchnibbleā€ or on discord at ā€œ sooplooshmacschnibbleā€ :3

Hey, people! My stepmother had been to the store with my baby brother today. She came home at 14:30 or something, (European time) she asked me to help her carry the groceries bags. [note: the bags are made out of plastic]

I did as I was asked for. The stairs I had to walk down has 18 steps. (yes, I count every step in a staircase when I walk in one.) The staircase ainā€™t very steep. The ninth step is big, you can fā€¦ Read more

KAHN VE PLIZE STUP ZE FRICKINK DRAMA! Isee people bullying ze ozher people too, Gven is not ze only vone. For Gahd's sake just do jokez, if you vant to bully somevone do it in your fahmilee! You peepul don't even know each ozher but we're still doink zhis stupit NONSENSE! JUST MAKE JOKES PEƖPLE! Zhat is vhy it's called "Woahst JOAKES evah" not "Bully people EVAH" SO SHUT UP UND GET A LIFE DUM DUMS! Geez! Ze only veasā€¦ Read more

Say what, say what? Say what, say what? Say what, say what? I say what, say what? (My dick is bigger than yours) Ooh, I say what, say what? I say what, say what? I say what, say what? (My band is bigger than yours) Too bad, I got your beans in my bag You stuck-up sucker, Korny motherfucker Taking over flows is the Limp pimp Need a Bizkit to save this crew from Jon Davis I'm gonna drop a little east side skill Ya bestā€¦ Read more

Hello, WJE! My name is Mike Steinberg and I am a male feminist and LGBTQ activist, and anti-racist. Let me show you around my house. Over here are my... uh, jugs, [don't drink them ;)] there are about 71 of them in total, I like to call it "the autumn sea" because of the diverse colors that are visible. Over here on my computer I like to code scripts that auto-ban disgusting racists, anti-semites, and transphobes, Heā€¦ Read more

eyyyy as youve noticed (if u did) ive been on less for the past few days hehediuehuhuhwcn cus my friend lets me borrow her old phone, so thats why and i might be gone for the past few days, who knows maybe ill disappear for good. im mostly on facebook sharing memes and shit and talking to few other people. and i might also wanna improve myself since i feel like shit from the very first start of december. if u wanna hmu i cant be on uwu, im on facebook lol. u can add me "Chicky Chexy" lol anyways bye yall:) i might come back "might" this site is dead now lol take care be safe love yaaaa<33

Hello, I am new here. Someone told me about this corrupted website. After reading people's posts, I can determine that this place is full of weird and dumb people. There's a depressed Korean person, a bunch of Gotham city fanatics, and a K-pop stan. Very interesting. I would like it to be known that I love to cause drama. Let the fun and games begin. Ha, ha.

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so itā€™s Tuesday and I decided today that I need to start standing on business and I know I say I can quit things whenever I want but I just donā€™t want to... well idk I feel like itā€™s lowkey an issue w this site (not the people obviously) but i wanna just have some self discipline and prove to myself that I can do what I say I will, regardless if itā€™s something I rlly enjoy. so Iā€™m gonna leave the site. Iā€™m done. thank you to my friends, I appreciate u guys.

i didnt do anythign why r yall banning me i can create new accs and also pick on someone your age im a minor stfu please stop it its annoying and im dealing with some shit irl so uhhhhhhh stop it love yall (maybe)