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hey guys ^w^ my name is Xxhellok1ttyxX but you can call me emilee or kitty XD im a scene kid and i was born and raised in nyc <3

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Once upon a chilling night, in the darkest corners of the internet, an unsettling occurrence took place. Adolf Hitler, the infamous dictator, somehow managed to rise from the ashes and found himself in the most unexpected forum - Worst Jokes Ever. This eerie spectacle caught the attention of the five moderators who oversaw the site.

Dagger, known for his ruthless enforcement of rules, couldn't hide his excitement. H… Read more

OK. I'm not saying any names here, but some people here need to calm the heck down. This site is for jokes, not for giving crappy opinions that only make people upset. Is it so hard to be kind? Or are some of you guys just bad at being good people? I also have not been the best person here, so in the comments we actually need to discuss problems that we can actually help. I don't want any BS about "iT doEsnT maTTEr, peoPLe wOn't LIstEn". It is your job as a human being to be kind and accepting to others. So address problems that I, as well as others have, that can be fixed.

GUYS HELP MEEEE. JUST LET KIT CONNOR FUCKING REJECT ME SO I CAN GET OVER HIMMM. HE'S SO FUCKING FINEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Uhm normal people or normal ish pple on this site nd mods besides dagger can I talk to you all?

Can yall like actually have a conversation w/o sending weird ass pictures its fucking annoying

When you first see an okapi, you might think it's related to a horse or a zebra. Its body and neck are horse-like, and its legs have black-and-white stripes like a zebra does. But the okapi is not related to a horse or a zebra; its closest relative is actually the giraffe. In fact, okapis are sometimes called forest giraffes, since they live mainly in the rain forests of central Africa. An okapi's relationship to a g… Read more

hey, its me. i just wanted to tell you all some updates. first off i am going on take a break on this website for a while, probably until next monday. i have an actual life and i have a friend group. we cant all be on wje 24/7 i need to get good grades as well. second off i have had a serious mental health decline, not bc of this website its bc of shit at home. i need a break and this website isnt rlly helping. thir… Read more

Greetings, I am GemFox. I am agender (that might cause some problems here because I don’t know if you support that kind of thing) and I hope you can respect that. Have a good day/night!

Guys I can explain okay Before you all attack me Please I want to explain what happened So first off yes I have a bf and he is real. Second off he isn’t my alt. I do have similar grammar compared to him but it’s bc we both have the same mother tongue. Third off we’re legit in the same house right now. I have photo proof. I live in an apartment above a convenience store so I was getting food because it was lunchtime right and he wanted to go on. I came back and saw what was happening. I tried to explain. See that makes sense right.