Attempt Community
Ok, I need to make some things straight. This site has gone into chaos because of this stupid stuff that’s been going on, so right now I’m only gonna tell the facts. No stupid false stuff, no fluff, nothing. You guys need to understand what happened. A week ago, I attempted scuicide by overdose via Benadryl and a mix of other random opioids. This was around 7:55 AM EST. I passed out, making a big banging sound, awak… Read more
Good morning good after noon whatever time it is for you. As you all know Ethan (ingenious) took his life. He texted me last night saying that he attempted to hang himself. He regretted telling me instead of Leo. He also told me he was gonna tell Leo even though he's in school. I should have taken matter into my own hands but I thought he was gonna do the right thing but he ended up blocking Leo and doing what he did last night.
Hello, my name is Brenda. Imagine for a second that you’re me: An adult orphan kicked out of foster care at the tender age of 18. No family. No money. No love. Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide from the big bad world suddenly at your feet. Forced to grow-up practically overnight or face homelessness and extreme adversity.
Fucked, in every sense of the world.
Then, imagine, you’re somehow able to beat the odds and get… Read more
Alright, I'm here to clear up any confusion by providing an explanation. A few months ago, I engaged in some trolling on the site under the alias 'Baby AG3.0.' Some mistook me for the real AG, but I assure you, I was not. Recently, I stumbled upon posts revealing that AG was attempting to impersonate me by creating random alternate accounts. I want to emphasize that I have never created alts or wasted my time by maki… Read more
Everyone needs to leave Opal alone. She hasn’t done anything, and harassment is a violation of the previously set guidelines, and has been frowned upon long before then. Any threats/attempts to dox or harm another user will be met with punishment.
Once upon a time, in a nostalgic corner of the internet, Lynx, an intelligent and wise pigeon, stumbled upon an old website from his childhood called WorstJokesEver. Intrigued by the memories it held, Lynx delved into the realm of terrible jokes and found the website had a community tab.
With mischievous glee, Lynx saw an opportunity to unleash his cruel humor on the unsuspecting members, disregarding the potential … Read more
The True Dagger
It was a chilling night on the Worst Jokes Ever (WJE) forum, where Dagger, the elderly and enigmatic moderator, had caused an atmosphere of fear and unease among the users. Despite his charm and elegant demeanor, Dagger's actions were extremely harsh and brutal towards anyone who crossed his path. His ruthless rampage on the site had left members scarred, traumatized, and yearning for justice. In a d… Read more
Once upon a time, in the vast virtual realm of the internet, there existed a website called Worst Jokes Ever. It was a place where users from all corners of the world shared their most cringe-worthy jokes. But behind the scenes, there lurked a powerful, elderly moderator known only as Dagger.
Dagger was an enigma, stalking the website's virtual alleys like a stealthy alligator. His ban hammer struck with ruthless pr… Read more
For whatever bizarre reason, ur guys attempts at bullying me have actually given me more confidence and I’m not just saying this to piss u off!! It’s genuinely true :3 thank y’all so much <3
GUYS IM GONNA ATTEMPT TO GET SOME STREAMERS ATTENTION AND TELL THEM TO VISIT THIS WEBSITE BECAUSE I'VE BEEN NOTCIED BY MULTIPLE STREAMERS IN THE PAST LMAOEHFSIUDHFDSIUFSDA
A SCARY WJE HORROR STORY ABOUT DAGGER Once upon a time, in the depths of the internet, there was a site called WJE - Worst Jokes Ever. It was a place where the darkest and most twisted humor lived, a haven for those who found twisted delight in sharing their morbid sense of amusement. One year prior, a man named Dagger (after his love for the ornate weapons) stumbled upon this sinister community, unbeknownst to him t… Read more
A SCARY WJE HORROR STORY ABOUT DAGGER Once upon a time, in the depths of the internet, there was a site called WJE - Worst Jokes Ever. It was a place where the darkest and most twisted humor lived, a haven for those who found twisted delight in sharing their morbid sense of amusement. One year prior, a man named Dagger (after his love for the ornate weapons) stumbled upon this sinister community, unbeknownst to him t… Read more
Average tiktok video: hello im doing some goofy challenge that could kill you if you attempt. Hope i live!!! Also i put some music in the background and some gta 5 stunts on the top right corner to entertain any users watching this. *does challenge* *nearly dies*. That was fun!!
Hey folks, Its YouCanCallMeLewis, I survived suicide after some time in an asylum and a hospital, gonna try again. My acc got banned so I'm done, adios, folk.
bruh I fucking wanna kill myself
I tried to run away Monday night and got caught yesterday afternoon life is horrible and I made it all so much worse the person who I ran away with is in a mental institute handcuffed to a hospital bed rn
hey guys😅 i tried so many attempts to get back into my original acc but i cant seem to remember my password. im so sorry guys, this might be too confusing for you to understand...😓
Ways I almost died (in order)
-Almost got attacked by large snake -Almost shot by gun in my head (I believe an event like that would make me more open minded) -Caught GOKART on fire and flipped it over while I was in it -Suicide attempt #1 -#2 -#3 -#4 -#5
WHO TF IS THE STUPID ANON THAT KEEPS SAYING I am making $162/hour telecommuting. I never imagined that it was honest to goodness yet my closest companion is earning $21 thousand a month by working on the web, that was truly shocking for me, she prescribed me to attempt it simply
COPY AND OPEN THIS SITE________ http://Www.Salaryapp1.com REPORT THAT ANON BRO ITS STUPID
SHREK
Written by
William Steig & Ted Elliott
SHREK Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. … Read more
I get that feeling when a movie is at the end. The good guys have resolved the problem with the bad guys, and everybody is happy. But I honestly feel kinda bad that this situation and drama ended, because it was a lot of fun, playing along with it and pretending I believed Lizzy's sob stories and that she attempted suicide. I will tell you guys, that I knew from the beginning Lizzy was fake. The first time it caught my eye was when she posted her "face reveal" and said she also posted it on Google. After that, the drama and the situations that unfolded confirmed what I believed. Her "face reveal" is actually a picture of Dove Cameron form her Snapchat. So yeah, I will miss the drama.