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OOOOOOOOO THE ONLY THING SHE DRANK TODAY WAS COFFEE AND SHE HASNT ATE ANYTHING

(As per Cosmo's request)

Jack opened his drying eyes, awoken by a piercing ray of sunlight shining through crooked blinds. A gentle smell wafted in from the corner of what his temporarily blinded eyes knew to be a dilapidated kitchen. It was the one good thing about his life, that smell. He closed his eyes once more and awaited his call.

“Jacky, breakfast time!” beckoned that oh-so-familiar girlish voice. “Oh, sill… Read more

I ate a coin..

I ate a newborn baby.

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I just ate like 6 slices of pizza in history.

should i foces myself to eat i have not ate anything today

so I'm a 1ft 2 inch carrot that is 4 inches wide. I was the biggest baddest carrot in the supermarket until one day, a 17 year old boy grabbed me alongside some vaseline. And then, when we got home, he dipped me in that vaseline and... I don't need to say the rest. Anyways I now smell like shit and his mother threw me out the window out of fear. I then got picked up by a trash collecter and he used me as a dildo too.… Read more

life is like a box of chocolates. well idk, i ate all the chocolates.

I ate steak infront of a vegan.

Both of my parents have died and I don't know how much pain i can take anymore maybe its time to put an end to myself and my life

My mom died from being shot and my dad at her remaining My dad died from being beat in prison and attempted on me 5 times, also he ate my mom remains as well

so before y'all make fun of people and how they look and why they act like that maybe y'all should go and ask them why there like that and if they tell you they tell you if they don't they don't

chat did I ate? lmao I found 1 snap tht made my bad hair look good but not In a good way. .....

Eddie Ate Dynamite, Good Bye Eddie

I ate beef )):

Guess who just ate a whole ass pineapple

BRO SAH I LITERALLY REMEBERRED OUR CONVERSATION AND ATE LIKE A WHOLE BOWL OF YOGHURT RICE FOR IFTAR 😭

Lock eyes from across the room Down my drink while the rhythms boom Take your hand and skip the names No need here for the silly games Make our way through the smoke and crowd The club is the sky, and I'm on your cloud Move in close as the lasers fly Our bodies touch and the angels cry Leave this place, go back to yours Our lips first touch outside your doors A whole night, what we've got in store Whisper in my ear t… Read more

I ate way too much sour candy

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If you are religious, what is considered bad in your religion but u still do it anyway?

For me I am Hindu, where you apparently can't eat beef bcuz cows are considered sacred, but I eat it anyway It didn't say anywhere that I can't eat pork so I do in rare occasions, but it's not my preferred type of meat

NOTE: My MUM (the strictest when it comes to what meat we* should consume and where) actually allows us to eat beef and pork but OUTSIDE THE HOUSE SHE AINT COOKING IT ANYTIME SOON EVEN THO SHE ATE A BEEF CHAPLI KEBAB AND LIKED IT *Me and my dad