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hi

bro all my siblings are sick

and it’s terrible

my sister and 11 yo brother are being grumpy and rude and bitchy and whiny and my 2 yo brother is still sweet and silly but he has boogers everywhere so it’s gross

its that time of the year tho

unfortunately

mhm

mal

bro all my siblings are sick

haha ur next

its always the younger siblings making the whole family sick smh

Damn I really wish y'all would be on this late but I guess it's my fault for not being flexible with my time

I think starting now ill be on everyday at 10pm Texas time hopefully u guys can know when u can see me

crazy

i don’t think so

im pretty good hbu

yayayay

not rlly

i joined late 2023

nice

do yk amy?

she gave me the link

when we were on a diff site

She sounds familiar but I don't think I've met her

she like never active anymore

but she was a long time ago

yeah

we were friends and then had a falling out and then she came back for a bit and we're chill now

yup yup yup

you might she has like random times where she comes on

I'm not on as much as I used too tho so it'd not likely

aw damn

ohhhh damn

i feel that

But don't worry I'm not a criminal or anything just STRICT parents

lmaooo real

I've been grounded for almost a year now :(

ohhhh damnnn

I'm not even on a phone rn I'm on a old ipad from 2019 I think

ooo damn

i feel that bro i once got grounded for like a year n a half lmao

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I'm not even on a phone rn I'm on a old ipad from 2019 I think

This thing is running on prayers lol

mal

i feel that bro i once got grounded for like a year n a half lmao

What did u do ?

mal

i feel that bro i once got grounded for like a year n a half lmao

n my parents like banned me from talking to my bsf of like 6 years (at the time)

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What did u do ?

swear 🙄

mhm like like i said fuck a few too many times ig

and it was my bsfs fault somehow

so lost my phone for that long n im not sposed to be talking to her

i still do tho

mhm

as if that stopped me

yep

my parents are a bit more chill now

prolly cus they lowk js gave up

and im too old for that bs id find a way around it

17

nice

lmaooo

im like scared to be 18

i dont want responsibility

But u seem cool so u might have it in the bag

idk how tf imma survive college

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But u seem cool so u might have it in the bag

tyty

mal

idk how tf imma survive college

What u gonna be when u get a job ?

i wanna be a social worker

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What u gonna be when u get a job ?

what about you

D3athraptor

what about you

Stay at home husband frfr

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Was that

its like someone who works for the gov to deal with social services n shit

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Stay at home husband frfr

lmao realll

But deadasss I'm slow for college so I might just join the marines

that so real

im taking a college class rn n have a 79 in it

cus i fucking BOMBED my midterm

mal

im taking a college class rn n have a 79 in it

Damn ur smart

im not lmao

mybe you have a 79 cuz your on this instead of payin attention

i only do ok-ish cus i work hard

D3athraptor

mybe you have a 79 cuz your on this instead of payin attention

i dont use this in class

i take several pages of notes per class

mal

im not lmao

Trust ur smarter than me and that's a good thing

i have a bad grade cus my teacher doesnt explan shit

i got a 71 on an essay thats the lowest ive ever gotten on an essay

As long as ur smarter than me u can do anything ;)

and the highest grade for that essay was a fucking 75

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As long as ur smarter than me u can do anything ;)

lmao thanks

but my midterm

holy fucking shit

it was really fucking bad

cus

so the teacher doesn;t giver a fuck about the class

ALL she told us

was

"study your notes"

bitch

pls

i have 30+ pages of notes

without giving you stuff to take notes on

wtf

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U pass ?

yes but only cus of the online portion

it was split into 2 halves

mal

yes but only cus of the online portion

oh and she gave everyone 13 extra points cus the whole class did bad

mal

it was split into 2 halves

online half i did fine, in person half i failed

like FAILED

i bombed it

i like almost cried in class

it was so bad

mal

oh and she gave everyone 13 extra points cus the whole class did bad

can teachers do that

mal

yes but only cus of the online portion

Then ur good getting a 75 or anything means ur average and that's good

yea cus she curved it

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Then ur good getting a 75 or anything means ur average and that's good

but like i gotta do better than average

Don't dwell on getting a passing grade u made the finish line and that's what matters

but like

i gotta do better

i cant be failing tests

mal

but like i gotta do better than average

U can do better and u will but u did great PROUD of u

tyty

mal

i gotta do better

thats the mind set

i hate this class tho she doesnt explain anything

ive done bad on all my essays cus she doesnt explain them and it pisses me off

cus writing is literally the only thing im good at

like tf

mal

i gotta do better

Just don't work yourself dry bud

this bitch always like maam you didnt do what i wanted BITCH you wrote 2 fucking sentences on canvas

anyway

school makes me mad

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Just don't work yourself dry bud

ill try

mal

i hate this class tho she doesnt explain anything

I had a teacher the other week that didn;t explain anything and when she did it was wrong

BRO AND OMFG

this teacher

this mf bitchass teacher

assigned 2 essays that are due next week

like maam

maam maam maam

what the actual flying fucking fuck

AND LIKE

THEY BOTH GOTTA BE SEVERAL PAGES

LIKE WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

tell your teacher to fuck herself, thats what i did

only thing keeping me alive during these classes are the guys that sit behind me cus they so funny

ALSO

THIS CLASS

GOES FROM 1

TO 3:45

NO BREAKS

LIKE PLS

D3athraptor

Huzz?

no lmao

they js yap and its rlly funny

i wanna

deadass the temptation is there

talking aabout the guys behind you right

mhm

yall i have sm energy rn

i had too much caffeine td

i had 2 coffees and a redbull and one of the coffees i had like 2 hours ago

I'm tired but I'm bat man do city needs me fr

my friend made it and it was yummy

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I'm tired but I'm bat man do city needs me fr

literallyyyy

what time is it for yall

crazy

damnn

im australian and im guessing you guys are americaan

mhm

D3athraptor

im australian and im guessing you guys are americaan

OHHHHH

gah i love jkw

Cat®️

Sup mates

hi

D3athraptor

no i dont think so

She's my best bud I hope u too meet

yall i cant find one of my fucking essays on canvas

acc abt to js die

i took notes on what to do but my notebook is in my carrrr

mal

acc abt to js die

Nah everyone's gotta die in a cool way not from a essay on canvas

What time is it where you live?

11:53

pm

Cat®️

What time is it where you live?

10:54pm

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Nah everyone's gotta die in a cool way not from a essay on canvas

ill make it final destination style

a kid dropped a penny and i slipped and my essay sliced through me and i split in half

mal

ill make it final destination style

HELL YEAH

it was funny asf

i watched it at my friends house and her mom walked in and we were dying laughing and all the ppl were js dying and she was like um guys wtf is wrong with you

mal

i watched it at my friends house and her mom walked in and we were dying laughing and all the ppl were js dying and she was like um guys wtf is wrong with you

OMG YES AS

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And the deaths such peak

yessss

D3athraptor

i gtg cya guys

cya bro

School begins in 2 hours💔

D3athraptor

i gtg cya guys

Cyaa

Cat®️

School begins in 2 hours💔

nooooo

guys i got singing lessons tmrw and i barely know the song i was sposed to be practicing all week

gonna dieeeee

mal

guys i got singing lessons tmrw and i barely know the song i was sposed to be practicing all week

Ufff, which Song?

its a lesser known christmas song

for the winter showcase next month

Like don't get me wrong I don't worship death or wtv but a good horror movie kill is just eye candy to me

thats so real

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Like don't get me wrong I don't worship death or wtv but a good horror movie kill is just eye candy to me

Yhh fr like the last of us II xD

mal

its a lesser known christmas song

Ohh

Cat®️

Yhh fr like the last of us II xD

Yes as just the Gore is awesome to see even if it's gross

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Yes as just the Gore is awesome to see even if it's gross

Yeahh

im weird with gore cus usually im good with it but sometimes i cant do it

like omg me n my dad watched this foreign horror/satire

i couldnt with some of it

mhm there was a scene where a guy was sewing false lashes into a girls eyelids and it was bad

My dad plays gta with me

Face mcshooty

I.love horror movies so I'm used to it

me too but i havent seen a ton cus my dad INSISTS on watching them w me and hes hardly ever home

mal

me too but i havent seen a ton cus my dad INSISTS on watching them w me and hes hardly ever home

W dad frfr

fr bro

mal

me too but i havent seen a ton cus my dad INSISTS on watching them w me and hes hardly ever home

W dad

ill be in my room n he js texts like found a horror movie come up

Cat®️

Yall Watched scream?

yup

Watched it with 11 i think mby younger

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love old slasher like dat

Frr

mhm

Bru for Christmas watch "better watch out " peak Christmas horror movie

ooo okokok

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Bru for Christmas watch "better watch out " peak Christmas horror movie

Kk i'll watch it

yall i been working on writing a like eerie lil thriller

yesss

mal

yall i been working on writing a like eerie lil thriller

Ohhh very nice

damn maybe I should work on movies for a job hmmm

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damn maybe I should work on movies for a job hmmm

Movie tester

ooooooo

I could be a camera man or work with props that be awesome

I am on both sides at the same time But here is more going on here at this time xD

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I could be a camera man or work with props that be awesome

Or beeing the Zombies

if I'm lucky ill be a stunt double that would be peak dad lore right there

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if I'm lucky ill be a stunt double that would be peak dad lore right there

Be my dad

lmaooo

But ill get 18 3 days earlier

Face mcshooty

Ur grounded from school now

Thankss :D

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Go to the casino like ur father

On Black?

Cat®️

On Black?

Though black don't crack frfr

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Family business

Dont rob banks?

cyaaa

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I gtg nice talking with yall

Cya bro good night

hmm

hmmmmm

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

wyd

Chilling in bed and getting up right away, you?

nice lmao im js in bed

Germany is so Cold :(

nooooo

Its like 33,8 Grad Fahrenheit

ewwwwww

omggg i bet

Its snowing today😭 ill die

noooooooo

mhmhmhmm

yuppp

First lesson i got a test:/

nooooo

thats so sad

I obviously learned *coughs*

lmaoooo

my cat js tried to eat my chapstick

Yummy mine is sleeping

lmaoo

shes sleeping now

she gave up once i took the chapstick away

lmao

frfrfrfr

frrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

lmaoooo idk

lmao

hm