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hi guysssssss i jst wanted to say that your jokes are all so funny!!! HAHAHAH!! JJST KIDDING. THEY ARE INCREDIBALY OFFENSIVE FOR THOSE OF US WITH A BMI OF OVER 70. THE FAT JOKES ARE SO INSENSIVITE. I HAVE ALOT ON MY PLATE RIGHT NOW AND I AM TRYING TO BE THE BIGGER PERSON HERE.

the first person to figure out babies hold their breath when submerged in water mustve had alot of explaing to do

My name is Lily and i'm Kayla sis, So I can tell you a few things about what I like and what Kayla like and What me and Kayla both don't like.

Lily: I like to be call Lil, or Lils for short, I love my sis, I love having friends, I am a very nice and kind person, I'm older than Kayla by exactly 1 year.

Kayla: She likes to be called by Kay, She loves dogs, If someone is upset she will bug them until they answer, She talks alot lmao, and she is the most sweest girl I have ever met, and she does not lie at all that is what I love about my sis

Conversation with my younger self πŸ₯°πŸ˜­

Did Rosie get better?

No, she sadly left us all on the 4th of November (?) in 2017, but then we got a new puppy called Raven who we love very much.

Oh, is Lily still our bestie?

Not exactly, Lily moved to Broken hill at the end of year 2... But we still talk everyday!

Wow, are we still at the hub?

No, we moved to a new campus and we made AMAZING friends and memories there,… Read more

thanks for 5 followers guys it means alot to me i want to shoot for 30 keep clicking the follow botton

Alright, Dagger. I'm sorry. For all the nonsense. BUT I won't fully forgive you until you apologize to Caitlyn and I. Because to be fair, you said alot of nasty things to us. I know Caitlyn can be a bit stubborn (Idk if that's the word to describe it but oh well), but she's doing it for her best friend. We won't have each other next year because of High School, so we help each other as much as we can. Even if it means all of this. Point is, it needs to stop. She won't apologize until you do. IDC if you don't think you called her a retard or not, Just apologize for all of this nonsense that's been happening.

Hey guys, Tysm for helping me reach over 30 followers! In return, I want to do something for you. I'm a 12 year old girl living in Australia, and I tend to suffer from Anxiety. If you have anxiety, please know that you are not alone. I've been dealing with anxiety for almost 3 years now, and its been getting worse as I grow up. I often find myself with fast heartbeat when its comes to a simple task in English classes… Read more

Hey guys, to say thanks for so many followers, I wanted to make something that I know everyone can use. So here it is.

✨Amazing food combinations that taste amazing... (Despite sounding weird)✨

Pretzels and Nutella

Pork and apple sauce

Raisins/sultanas' with oats

Plain chips on bread

Peanut butter on bacon

If your an Aussie you may know this one, lamingtons and salt

I've not tried this, but ALOT of people say its good, Cheeto's and milk?

(hotdog) Sausages and jelly

I love this one, yoghurt and crunched up cookies. Omg it tastes amazing.

Thankyou so much for all the followers! <3

True funny story. Today on the school bus I looked at one of the older kids behind me and said β€œdo you like hentai?” Then he said β€œno do you?”, then I said yeah then he said β€œdo you jack off?” Then i said β€œyes” then i said β€œlets shake hands” after we shook hands the girl siting next to him started laughing and said β€œwhy did you do that!”, the guy quickly used alot of hand sanitiser after relizeing why i shook his hand

To all of the people that don't believe that SHAYLIE LOL is dead: It is bull shit that you boys,girls ,women and grown ass men are saying shit like oh she faked her death oh she just wants attention well gess what your wrong I was at the hospital the day of her death and yah we fought alot but as some say,but her death made me think about how I treated her and you people are going to harass sombody who looks like her cousin its bull shit and it better fucking stop I want all of you to think about what you said what if it was your family member that died and people did the same shit to you people just think how it would make you feel.

Hi guys, so I have a friend who is really important to me, and her name is Caitlyn. And I'm asking if you could do one thing for me.

So, Caitlyns got a few nicknames, Cat, Katey, etc. But her Worst jokes ever username is 'Caitlyn'. She only just started on this about a week ago and I would love it if you could keep an eye out for her jokes, and always press the like button for her because she really loves it when sm… Read more

Your mama is so fat 😩 that when she ate alot of KFC πŸ—, KFC had to close down 🀣🀣🀣