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@matt a while back (long long time ago and a deleted acc) I suggested, that post makers should be able to mute users from talking in the comments of there posts? You said maybe. It there any chance we could get it??? It would really help with dealing with annoying ppl, anons and ppl who we grossly dislike, thanks pookie

Let's start bets. Some WJE Ogs are finally coming back, most note able being, May, Purplepanda, Jas(kinda), mal and nyx. So who is gonna be next to return?

I can't think of many folk so just comment if there's not on the list

I just woke up from a nap dehydrated, not knowing where I am, not being able to stand. But I got food after so it was worth it

Hey yall i won't be on for some time because Wje is blocked at my school this isn't a good bye ill be back on wje i swear ill try and get ungrounded to get a phone please for the love of god keep this site alive i wanna be able to hear from all yall again thank u Hyphen Dap me up Yugi Ame Cosmo Jkw scooter mia bomb the bombing opal etc for giving me the most enjoyable part of my life so far i hope to see all when i get back 😆

Prologue + chapter one. Is it all a dream? Charlie knight Thank you to my Editor, Agustas. Is it all a Dream? Charlie Knight Introduction

I remember when I first died. I have no idea how this dream became a reality. Is it a reality?

I was running from something... Something evil, but from what? It was hard to remember. Struggling, I kept running. Soon the hall came to an end. Quickly, I ran into a room, diving … Read more

Guys, it's not looking too well...

I survived, but I'm no longer the person who I used to be.

I'm now strapped onto a wheel chair, paralyzed from the waist down. The "waxing paper" thankfully didn't reach any vital organs, but it did cause numbness in my buttocks and my legs a few minutes after I had done the act, which later lead to me having paralysis.

It gets even worse...

Sadly, my girlfriend left me due to m… Read more

Guys, for whatever reason, please do NOT use fly trap paper to wax your asshole!!!

Today, I was trying to search around my house for some waxing paper because my intertwined lengthy asshole hairs created a humid environment to where sweat and fungus was able to be produced. Then, I looked in my father's garage and I was able to find a large sheet of waxing paper (or so I thought).

The waxing paper was yellow for wh… Read more

Scripts.com Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld

NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yell… Read more

so if i wanted to theoretically buy a theoretical vigilante mask that theoretically looked kinda like red hood, and was vey strong with me being able to see perfectly out of it where would i find it? theoretically

Hey guys I'm going to be taking a normal break to focus on my school work so I'm actually able to fucking pass , it has been fun once again I know I'm a mod I will RARELY be on for a little bit just to do slight mod shit and wtv , but yeah I hope y'all have a good time and don't DO ALOT OF DUMB SHIT :)

Opal, our friend and community member has been suffering many problems surrounding wje. First off, her mom discovered this site, and felt she needed to 'protect' her from it, and in the process, made a huge split between them. Over the period of Opal not being able to be on, her mom has verbally abused her, assuming that many accounts, including Leo, Ingenious and a large assortment of others, despite obvious evidenc… Read more

Should teachers be able to carry guns during school or school shootings? if yes please explain why in the way you believe.

Hello, my name is Brenda. Imagine for a second that you’re me: An adult orphan kicked out of foster care at the tender age of 18. No family. No money. No love. Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide from the big bad world suddenly at your feet. Forced to grow-up practically overnight or face homelessness and extreme adversity.

Fucked, in every sense of the world.

Then, imagine, you’re somehow able to beat the odds and get… Read more

you’re my everything man. i loved you so much but at the same time i felt like i couldn’t. so much i hurt you. im sorry for you and im sorry for what i did. i truly am. and i know you won’t be able to forgive me but i just wanted to say that i love you and that i wanna be friends again. or not. whatever the fuck you wanna do. all you need to know is that i really thought you wouldn’t do this to me man. everything i did was wrong i know. i hurt you to a point to where you’re probably numb and laying in your bed thinking about how betrayed you feel by me. and you deserve to feel that way 100% but i really wanna resolve this man. i truly mean it.

I think I might be leaving summer, well.. I'll be on maybe during the weekends. God idk. just know I love and appreciate y'all sm. I've went through a lot and had almost every single one of you there for me. I do have some HUGE opps on this site, but that doesn't matter. People like, Madi, Jasmin, Nat, Iws, Leo, Eli <3, toast, and Cosmo (ik you wont see) I cant help but love y'all with all my heart. This summer is go… Read more

Internet safety tip: When you take a screenshot, it captures your reflection on the screen. That means people may be able to see your face when you post screenshots online. Stay safe out there folks.

Hello! I just joined this random website! I will post when I am able to, since I'm in my junior year of high school graduating early. The first thing I wanted to say was happy AAPI month! This is a month to celebrate Asian and Pacific Islanders in our community. Whoohoo!

GUYS GUYS WE ARE ABLE TO DELETE OUR ACCOUNTS NOW, THANK YOU MATT!!!

@Matt, if I wanted to unregister my account, what would be the consequences and how would I do it? Also, would I be able to make new accounts in the future? There are a few of my accs I want to unregister. I want to leave the site due to people being extremely toxic including Wade and Amyy Thankyou, El

None of you dimwits have anything left to say and I honestly don't blame anyone for leaving this website anymore. If you scroll through the chat all you will see is "Who's here??" and "Anyone on?" by the same 4 people. No one on this website is smart enough to maintain a simple human conversation, it all just feels fake or stolen. After being on this website for 6+ months, it appears that worstjokesever.com has been … Read more