Communication platform jokes

Why don't phones wear glasses? Because they have contacts!

Women are like iPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!

Could a phone booth also be called a chatterbox?

What does the Trump administration use instead of emails? Alternative fax.

Dagger. This is to get your attention, for Dagger Jr. and I. We'd like to speak with you, and possibly Lynx, if we can find a time to all talk.