Columbus Day jokes
September 11, bring your plane to work day.
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.
9/11 was like the 4th of July. It was very bright in the skies.
When was the first Black Friday?
1619.
On September 11th, 2001, the New York Giants lost against the Jets.
