Coconut jokes

My sister thinks she's so smart, she said onions are the only food that makes you cry.

So I threw a coconut at her.

Up your butt with a coconut!

1. You're so dumb, you think Cheerios are donut seeds!

2. You're so fat, you could sell shade!

3. You're just like coconut water, nobody likes you!

4. Have you been shopping lately? Because they're selling lives around the corner, you should go get one!

If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence!!

Are these good?

What is the difference between a coconut and your ex?

One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at, the other one is a coconut.

My sister thinks she's so smart. She said, "Onions are the only food that makes you cry." So I threw a coconut at her.

My friend said onions only cry, so that's why I threw a coconut at him.