Girl: "Hey, why don't you come over?"
Guy: "I can't. Cops are looking for me, they say I killed 2 people."
Girl: "C'mon, my parents aren't home."
Guy: "About that..."
"Come on, man, give the orphans a break with these jokes.
"No, not until their parents pick them up."
Person A: cmon person B, just be happy, smile Person B: over my dead body Person B: *gets the noose*
cmon guys 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong
What do you say when you wake up to the police trying to arrest you? “Cmon, did ya really think I’d resist a-rest?”
How to know something won’t be fun: Someone will say cmon it’ll be fun!
what did the substrate say to the active site? cmon baby we fit together open my door lock to fkn key
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