Cmon Jokes

What do you say when you wake up to the police trying to arrest you? “Cmon, did ya really think I’d resist a-rest?”

what did the substrate say to the active site? cmon baby we fit together open my door lock to fkn key

A man's daughter comes home from school and asked her dad if she can borrow the car. The father replies, no its too late at night. The daughter says cmon dad. I'll do anything. The dad says OK suck my dick. The daughter says no that's disgusting. The dad says you want the car. You said you'll do anything. The daughter agrees. Just as she is about to put her father's dick into her mouth. She stops and says eww dad your dick smells like shit. The dad replies yeah well your brother borrowed the car about an hour ago.