What do pigs use to clean up? Hogwash.
Suicide really isn't something to joke about, unless it's hanging yourself.
It's a really quicker way to die, and less blood spilled for your mother to clean up.
My dog went through my bathroom garbage, and for some reason, my sister put a bunch of ketchup packets in there...
The other day all those toilet papers came by my house and ask do i have any crack candy naw I don't have no damn crack candy or no crack apples all i have here in the backyard is a peanut butter crack sandwich help yourself and while your at it clean up all the damn doggie dodo that's everywhere thank you mr toilet papers.
Do you put a baby in the microwave covered or uncovered?
Covered, it can take weeks to clean up the explosion.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Maserati.
Maserati who?
Why don't you clean up this Maserati?
Who do you call to clean up foul language?
A cuss-todian!
Dad: I get to touch animals every day at the zoo. KId: Why? Dad: I clean up animal s hit at a zoo.
