Civic Duty jokes
Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.
The USA guaranteeing freedom of speech is the biggest joke I've heard... Tell that to the people who were almost killed because their cars had "NASCAR Sucks" and "Country and Western is rubbish" on them!
What is the difference between giving money to a church and giving money to the IRS?
If you stop giving money to a church, you won't go to prison.
Why are Republicans supporting giving felons the right to vote?
Because their own personal jeebus is a felon!
A little known rule: You cannot be circumcised if you are running for political office in the US.
You need to be a complete dick.