Citrus jokes

It's no surprise Donald Trump moved to Florida. That's where the oranges are.

Why couldn’t the orange cross the road? Because it ran out of juice.

If somebody gives you lemons, cut them in half and do the juice in his eyes.

What did the orange say to the other orange?

I orange you glad!

What do oranges sweat?

Orange juice. 😂🍊❤️

Why is the orange 🍊 the fastest fruit?

Because it never runs out of juice.

Why did the lemon 🍋 go to the doctor 👩‍⚕️?

Because he had a sour stomach.

All these oranges, but you're still the one for me.

I had a dream of swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it is just a FANTAsea.