Citrus

Citrus Jokes

Orange

Why couldn’t the orange cross the road? Because it ran out of juice.

Lemon

If somebody gives you lemons, cut them in half and do the juice in his eyes.

Orange

Why is the orange 🍊 the fastest fruit?

Because it never runs out of juice.

Lemon

Why did the lemon 🍋 go to the doctor 👩‍⚕️?

Because he had a sour stomach.

Soda

I had a dream of swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it is just a FANTAsea.

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