Cinco De Mayo jokes

What do you call a mariachi band sinking in Mayonnaise?

Cinco De Mayo.

Mexican Comedy Week

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What's the only thing Mexicans can unwrap on Christmas? Tamales.

On Christmas, Mexicans wake up in the morning, then take a nap.

Joking, I know they work hard. They run all the way to the border to decorate the barbed wire.

Why doesn't Mexico win any medals in the summer Olympics anymore?

Because all the Mexicans that can run, swim, or jump are already here.