Cinco De Mayo jokes

What do you call a mariachi band sinking in Mayonnaise?

Cinco De Mayo.

Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos?

Because the sign says "No Tres passing."

What is Mexico's favorite sport? Cross country.

What's a Mexican's favorite video game?

Borderlands.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross country.

Why are Americans so shocked when it comes to Mexican drug cartels?

Because none of the drug lords (or their associates, for that matter) have shot up a school.