Chruch jokes

Why do orphans go to church? So that they can call someone Father.

When Ariana Grande walked into the church, she said, "GOD IS A WOMAN!"

Why do orphans go to church? Because they can finally call someone "father."

Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT! GET OUT!"

Priest: "Ok, what about the children?"

Father: "FUCK THE CHILDREN!"

Priest: "Do you think we'll have time?"

A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning church, and the priest says, "What about the children?" The rabbi says, "Fuck the children." And the priest says, "Do you think we'll have time?"

The worst part about church is that you're constantly switching between sitting, standing, and kneeling. I mean, why can't the priest just pick a position and f**k me already!

Why do orphans go to church?

So they have someone to call father.