Christopher Walkin jokes

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken.

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Christopher Walken.

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Christopher Walken.

Those t.p. jokes are getting shittier by the second.

Since Christopher Reeves can't play Superman, they got a new person: Christopher Walken.

What's the opposite of Christopher Walken?

Christopher Reeve.

Christopher Walkin: "This is a literal universal remote! It actually controls your life! You can pause, you can rewi-"

Me: power button.