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Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    • The image shows a B-52 Stratofortress taking off. The text on the image reads: "I am not a toy. I am not a Christmas present. I am a 100 year commitment. Please think hard before you give someone a B-52 Stratofortress this Christmas."
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    Milk and Cookies!(: · 6 years ago

    • What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!

    What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!

    What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!

    What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!

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