Christmas Present memes

I bought my son a fridge for Christmas. I can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it.

I helped my son (who is missing his arms) unwrap his Christmas present. The ungrateful bastard just sits there and cries, and it's a pair of mittens. The ungrateful bastard is just sitting there, crying.

Why didn't the boy like his Christmas presents? Hint: They were a soccer ball, bicycle, and running shoes.