Chose jokes

A hillbilly female has to decide if she would save her brother or her boyfriend. She chose both because her brother is her boyfriend.

They didn't have a category for Bald, so I chose the Bald Eagle.

Did you know that bald people have an endless forehead?

To my best friend, my brother is like a spider. She chose to kill him straight away. That's why she is my friend, after all!