Chokehold jokes
What turns red, blue then white? The last person that I'd strangle.
Go commit neck rope.
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Once I'm done choking you,
You will be too.
Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.
Chuck Norris once put a plastic bag on his head, and the bag suffocated to death.
Community talk
Hello, my name is Brenda. Imagine for a second that you’re me: An adult orphan kicked out of foster care at the tender age of 18. No family. No money. No love. Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide from the big bad world suddenly at your feet. Forced to grow-up practically overnight or face homelessness and extreme adversity.
Fucked, in every sense of the world.
Then, imagine, you’re somehow able to beat the odds and get… Read more