Chokehold jokes
Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.
Person A: C'mon person B, just be happy, smile.
Person B: Over my dead body.
Person B: *gets the noose*
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.
So I was sitting on the couch with a woman, and I asked her, "Does this napkin smell like chloroform?"
Chuck Norris wins a staring contest. -- Against Medusa.
Community talk
Hello, my name is Brenda. Imagine for a second that you’re me: An adult orphan kicked out of foster care at the tender age of 18. No family. No money. No love. Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide from the big bad world suddenly at your feet. Forced to grow-up practically overnight or face homelessness and extreme adversity.
Fucked, in every sense of the world.
Then, imagine, you’re somehow able to beat the odds and get… Read more