Choccy milk jokes

Pop a choccy milk!

Yesterday, a guy threw a liter of milk at me.

How dairy!

What do you call milk that gets everything she wants?

Spoiled milk.

My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy!

What do you get when a cow doesn't give any more milk?

A milk dud 😂

The daughter milked her dad. It turns out it wasn't milk...