Chit jokes
Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How, you ask? Ask the Twin Towers.
What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching.
Chuck Norris can make a fire with two ice cubes.
When the US Army found Chinese soldiers selling secrets to China, they said, "Looks like we have some chinks in our armor."
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.