Chit jokes
Chuck Norris was shot with a gun. The bullet was critically injured.
Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How, you ask? Ask the Twin Towers.
What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching.
There's something on your chin. No, not that one, the third row.
When the US Army found Chinese soldiers selling secrets to China, they said, "Looks like we have some chinks in our armor."