A couple enters a Chinese restaurant. Took their seats. The waiter asked ‘Xiang Chi Shen Ma’ and the wife said ‘Chi Ji Ba’
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."
Chi
Do you now how chinese people roast they say boy if you dont get your chi chong head boy.
3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?
Answer: Chi-ca-go