Chess Piece jokes

What is the difference between the rook and the bishop? The rook goes straight, while the bishop moves diagonally.

In chess, why does the queen have more mobility than the king?

Because the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor.

Wonder why the British are so good at chess? They have the queen.

Wonder why Americans are so bad at chess? They lost two towers.

Why can't the USA and England play chess?

USA has no towers and England has no queen.

This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.

How do you know that the U.S. sucks at chess?

They lost two towers.