Chess Move jokes

Why can't the USA and England play chess?

USA has no towers and England has no queen.

How do you know that the U.S. sucks at chess?

They lost two towers.

Wonder why the British are so good at chess? They have the queen.

Wonder why Americans are so bad at chess? They lost two towers.

Why are Americans bad chess players?

They lost two towers.

This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.