If you die a virgin, then where does your v-card go? Does it go with you to the grave or does your mortician take it from you?
Why is sucking cock inside the confessional booth the only thing that a catholic priest doesn't have to give up for lent ? Because catholic priests don't have to be vegetarians during lent
My sisters ask me "Are you really a virgin?" I say "That's nun of your business"
how much pussy does a preist get nun
