Ceasars jokes

Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars but they got jets.

What was the Roman Empire cut in half by?

A pair of Caesars.

Want to know how you make any salad into a Caesar salad?

Stab it twenty-three times.

How do you think Julius Caesar killed his enemies?..

With a pair of Caesars! 😂😂👌

How do you make any salad into a caesar salad?

Stab it twenty-three times.

You travel to the past into the era where Julius Caesar is still alive. He thinks you may be from the future to bring him good news. He asks you, "How do I die?"

You reply with: "Surrounded by friends."

How do you cut ancient Rome in half?

With a pair of Caesars.

Want to know how you make any salad into a caesar salad? Stab it twenty-three times.