Ceasars jokes
Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars but they got jets.
What was the Roman Empire cut in half by?
A pair of Caesars.
Cesar: What was that good salad called?
Servant: Ceaser, Cesar.
Cesar: Okay, what's going to be the weather like?
Servant: Hail, Cesar.
Cesar: Yes, I know "Hail Cesar," but I need to know what the weather's like!
Servant: Well, it's hail, Cesar.
Cesar: AHHHHH! Send him to the DUNGEONS! NOW!
Caesar went to the future only to see how the Romans forgot Julius Caesar but only made a salad... I think it would have been better if Caesar stayed dead.
Julius Caesar (salad) made easy.
"Julius Caesar" isneezer
It's Caesar salad.
How do you think Julius Caesar killed his enemies?..
With a pair of Caesars! 😂😂👌