Ceasars jokes
Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars but they got jets.
What was the Roman Empire cut in half by?
A pair of Caesars.
Want to know how you make any salad into a Caesar salad?
Stab it twenty-three times.
How do you think Julius Caesar killed his enemies?..
With a pair of Caesars! πππ
How do you make any salad into a caesar salad?
Stab it twenty-three times.
You travel to the past into the era where Julius Caesar is still alive. He thinks you may be from the future to bring him good news. He asks you, "How do I die?"
You reply with: "Surrounded by friends."
Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 ππ
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
You'd think it'd be R, but really his heart will always belong to the C.
What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad?
The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.