ReligionAnonymous7 years agoI was raised a Catholic and my priest told me when I was 12, "God is watching you when you masturbate".I said, "Is God a pedophile too, Father?"
ReligionAnonymous8 years agoWhat is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? -- Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
WaterAnonymous10 years agoHow do you make holy water?You take normal water, and boil the hell out of it.