Castor jokes
My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is, until my mom took the urn away from me.
One day, an orphan threw a boomerang, and it didn’t come back like its parents.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Boy: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: ....ur parents.
Once I saw a mirror... and that was when I got the ability to become a ghost.
You are what happens when women drink during pregnancy.
