Cartilage jokes
I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
Chuck Norris once stepped on a Lego.
The Lego broke in half.
What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.
Never break someone’s heart, they only have one.
Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.
My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
Community talk
I am the one, don't weigh a ton Don't need a gun to get respect up on the street (okay) Under the sun, the bastard son Will pop the Glock to feed himself and family (sheesh) By any means, your enemies my enemies We wet them up like a canteen (damn) The yellow tape surrounds the fate Don't have a face so now you late, open the gates
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