Carbon Monoxide jokes
I read a book on the Tracy Latimer case the other day.
It was a gas.
Who is Tracy Latimer's least favourite Beauty and the Beast character?
GASton.
Q. Why did the emo not like his AirBnB?
A. There wasn't enough carbon monoxide in the suite.
There are so many things about Tracy Latimer's murder that I wish I knew. Did he buckle up her seatbelt? Did he put the radio on for her?
Did he tell her she was going on a little trip to Gastown?
Tracy Latimer was described as cheerful, popular at school, and as an animal lover.
Just trying to gas her up a little bit.
Who is Tracy Latimer's least favourite actor?
Vin Diesel.
Love is in the air...
Wrong! Nitrogen, Oxygen, and Carbon Dioxide are in the air!
Said the man angered to his wife:
"Now stop the damn suicide tries! Just look at the gas bill!?"
How do you clean ash off a stove with chemicals?
What would you do if you see a guy suffocating from the heat? I would call and dial 911, holy shit!
A guy tried to suffocate himself with his BMW exhaust, but his engine failed.
This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.