Canning jokes
What time is it when you cannot do anything?
What is your car you cannot drive? A super flying car!
What is the difference between a human and a bird?
A bird can fly and a human cannot fly.
What is the difference between a house and a car? A car can drive and a house can not drive.
What can you not ride with two wheelchairs? A burger 🍔 one wheelchair.
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
What is so good about a dog that cannot see? Nothing is good.
What is a guide dog 🐶 that cannot walk? A useless guide 🐶.
What do you call a school bus that you cannot drive?
A friend.
Why do kids have school every day? So that they can learn.
What do you call a dog that can fly? A magic dog!
You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish.
What can you build with people? A boat!
What can read 105 stories in ten seconds?
New Yorkers.
What's the difference between a club and a bar?
I can only get dead hookers from the club alleyways.
There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
What is a dog that you can drive?
A big doggy car.
Yo mama so hot, she can fit in a mug.
How can you save a depressed person from a tree?
You cut the rope.
What's the difference between a Doberman Pinscher and a Social Worker?
Eventually, you can get a baby back from a Doberman Pinscher.