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What is the difference between a magic house 🏠 and a human?

A magic house 🏡 can fly, but a human cannot fly.

What is the difference between a human and a can?

A human can walk and a can cannot walk.

Disabled people can help the world to get a printed copy of "Leaning Tower of Pisa," exactly leaned at an angle.

What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human can walk, and a tree 🌳 cannot walk.

You can make fun of adopted kids all you want. What are they going to do, tell their parents on you? Lol.

My cat sleeps about 20 hours a day. She has her food prepared for her. She can eat whenever she wants, 24/7/365. Her meals are provided at no cost to her. She visits the doctor once a year for her checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this she pays nothing, and nothing is required of her.

She lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than she needs, but she is not required to do any upkeep. If she makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. She has her choice of luxurious places to sleep. She receives these accommodations absolutely free. She is living like a queen, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of her costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.

I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head, Holy Sh*t, my cat is a Democrat!

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    • What is the difference between a car and a tree?

    A tree cannot drive, but a car can drive.

    What is the difference between a human and a house? A human can walk, and a house cannot walk.