What is the difference between a human and a tree? A tree can not walk and human can walk
Why cant Orphans play Baseball? Because they can not find Home.
1. What's the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humor is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
2. What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.
I am trying to re-comment something that used to be on here, but is no longer on here.
Here are some rules to make a good joke:
1: Don't say “my life.”
2: Proofread your joke and make sure people can read it/have good grammar in it.
3: And don’t repost things (although this last one is hypocritical because this was me trying to repost something, but it is still a good rule to go by).
Question: what is the difference between a morbid joke and a dark joke? Answer: one is 10 babies in a trash can the other is a baby in 10 trash cans.
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
How can toilet paper decorate your house?
Shit sticks everywhere.
Why can orphans not grow big and strong? Because they need a parent to buy them steroids.
What is the difference between a school 🏫 and a human? A human can walk and a school 🏫 can not walk
What instrument can a skeleton not play? An organ!
What instrument can a skeleton play? A Trombone!
I'm not completely useless; I can be used as a bad example.
What is the difference between a human being and a tree 🌳? A human being can walk and tree 🌲 can’t walk
What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do? You can do dinner. Was that it?
I went to the orphans to paint a picture of their parents so they can actually talk to them.
Why are dolphins so smart?
Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
What is the difference between the snow boots on a day today but you have the one ☝️ was the night you were coming tomorrow I can get home 🏠 night time for
What time is it when you get home can you walk home from school today
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What time is it when you get home can you walk walk home 🏡 was your night night you and had fun I had dinner 🍴 night time and a tree 🌳 I had dinner 🥘 is it a magic time dinner 🥘 I have been home 🏠 was good
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