A burger walks into a bar and says, "Hi sir, can I have a glass of water?"
And the waiter says, "I'm sorry sir, we don't serve food here."
Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.
Hi, people. I really need a friend. Can someone please be my friend? Say in comments if you will.
why do orphans play with barbies so they can have a home :)
My friend ask me if bees can fly in the rain i replied not with out thier yellow jackets
My friend ask me if bees can fly in the rainn i replied not with out thier yellow jackets
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets!"
If you're reading this, then good, let's stop this hating on this site! We can just get along, or if not, then don't say anything at all! "Kiss."
Me: Mrs., can I read my book?
Teacher: Sure.
Me: *watching my Chromebook*
Why did the knight cross the road?
He can't because his armor was too heavy.
Do you think I can shoot a basketball?
I make it dip like water.
There are three types of people in the world:
Those who can count and those who can’t.
Hi, I'm Madison, but for short you can call me Alex.
I donated to the LGBTQ community. Hopefully now they can find a cure.
You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose 👃 but you can't pick your friends noses 👃 👃 👃
I called the suicide hotline at Iraq, the person got exited and asked if I can drive a truck.
🥫Wewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.
No, not like you can ketchup!
Okay, I'm so sorry, Alya, and Drew. I didn't mean to say that you guys were stupid and cringy. I mistyped. Can you guys forgive me by any chance? I'm so sorry :(
What's something a depressed person can do that a regular person can't?
The depressed person can scan themself.
Can you make me a bowl of cereal? Oh wait, your dad never came back with the milk.
