Cannabalism jokes

Did you know cannibals ate KFC?

Kentucky Fried Children.

how to solve world hunger and over population?

Cannibalism.

Remember what one of my gay friends told me: it's only cannibalism if you swallow.

When the cannibal was late for dinner, he got the cold shoulder.

Cannibal (n.) Someone who is fed up with people.

This is not even a joke, it's a serious question... Is eating ass considered cannibalism?

There was a cannibal who had a wife and eight kids.