Canary jokes

For sale: Dead canary.

Not going cheep.

The only reason why Murrikkkunts think Canada isn't free is because incest is illegal in Canada, in which one can face a sentence as long as 14 years in prison if convicted.

If there was someone selling drugs around here, we'd know.

Some day, Canada will take over the world. -- And then we'll all be sorry.

It's all fun and games until someone fails at becoming Superman.