Canadian

Canadian Jokes

How to get 60 translink workers? Please head out of the pool because ya'll are fat. Oh wait didn't you pooped yourself? Say sorry to your underwear while pooping as a fat Canadian translink worker Little boy.

“A:What do you call a sophisticated American? B:Canadian. A:Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B:They can't run that far”. «A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец. A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».

You take a plane from Australia your mom is American your dad is British and. Your brother (and you) is Canadian (well because they traveled along many places) you are eating dinner but you realized you were going to europe. You went sleepy and you forgot your pet named “Strallia”. But she could not go anyways so you had to leave her. When you went to europe you were in the “COUNTRY-SIDE”