Call Center jokes

Hello, it is the suicide line. Just keep hanging.

If I ever ran for public office, I'd make Rajan a call center employee again.

911, what's your emergency?

Me: My grandma just passed out in the living room and I think she's dead.

Well, it's not a living room anymore.

Me: Hangs up.

I called the suicide hotline in Saudi Arabia. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

It isn't a real charity until India opens call centers, like they did with Africa.

Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.