Brudda jokes
Two plus two is four. Minus one, that's three, quick maths. Every day, man's on the block. Smoke trees (Ah). See your girl in the park. That girl is a uckers. When the ting went quack-quack-quack You man were ducking (You man ducked). Hold tight, Asznee (My brudda). He's got the pumpy (Big ting). Hold tight, my man (My guy). He's got the frisbee (Few). I trap, trap, trap on the phone Movin' that cornflakes (Uh). Rice Krispies. Hold tight, my girl Whitney (My G). On, on, on, on, on the road doin' 10 toes Like my toes (Like my toes). You man thought I froze. I see a peng girl, then I pose (Chilin'). If she ain't on it, I ghost. Hah, look at your nose (Check your nose, fam). You donut. Nose long like garden hose.
Screw sister from a mister or brother from another mother. We besties from another testie.
Cousins on the streets means lovers in the sheets. 馃槀馃憖
bradley
Expectation: "Brr, I鈥檓 cold!" "Here brother! I鈥檒l give you my jacket, I don鈥檛 want you to be cold!"
Reality: "Brr, I鈥檓 cold!" "Well, damn bro, I can鈥檛 control the weather."
What do you call your brother in Alabama? Daddy.