New Bros Jokes - Page 8 - Worst Jokes Ever

Person: Bro, you have a bad and stupid life. Me: Yeah it was all good till you were here! Person: WTF!

one day, a chicken went to the nail store. He asked the "owner" where the shampoo was. "BRO IM NOT THE FRIKKIN MANAGER" the guy said. So the duck walked away. The next day he went back to the store and asked a pregnant lady why she was so fat. The lady punched him and ran away. The duck cried. Then he went to the lady's husband and said that he must be tired of being married since she punches people every day. The man punched him. The duck assumed they were the punching couple. The duck walked, and then fell in a ditch and stayed there to die. The pregnant lady and her husband were very pleased >:) muhahahahahahaha

bro you teath are so yellow that you cant brush your teath

RICK: GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT OH GUESS WHAT MOTHERFUCKER OR IMMA SAY IT!!!!!! Richard: What???? Rick: So Before donald trumps impeachment he said " The CoronaVirus will end on march 32nd 2021 Richard: Your from planet arth where there's a march 32nd enjoy it *stupid dumb fuck brother* Rick: Oh I will *It was the day March 21st* *9 Days later* *March 31st* Rick: oh I cant want until tomarrow!!!!!!!!!! Ooh im so exited im gonna give my friends a big'ole bro hug and hand shake i miss the muhfuckin dudes man *one day later* *He got his school uniform waiting for the bus not seeing it* Rick:....... wai......Huh!?!?...... hol....up BITCH IM AND IDIOT THERE IS NO MOTHERFUCKING MARCH 32ND THIS IS THE MOTHERFUCKING !ST OF APRIL TRUMP DUMBASS *Richard* *oh he's the dumbass*

Me:Hi My name is Bro:Hey Guys So who you Me:Hey Stop Dude Bro:How is it going bro- Me:SHUT UP Bro:Is that a gun Me:*Pointing at bro* Bro:Dude i'm Me:*BANG* *BANG* Me:Finally its over

Friend a Why you still a virgin bro Friend b I was until was night

Friend a nah nah who with Friend b your sister Friend a I don't have a sister Friend just wait 9 months you'll see

Bro your toenails are bigger that your IQ

Orphans are really out here taking selfies.

Nah bro, that's a family photo.

Biden: Shut up Trump, DISRESPECTFUL) President: you are the one with the inappropriate hair touching bro.😎😎😎😎😎😎 Biden: -laughs hard because sloppy Joe can't do anything.

Ah you wanna read cheeseburger joke for ur friends to hear. Nah bro you just going to get cheese on ur burger

what did the 19yr say to the 12yr old?!

wanna play Mario smash bros without Mario or his bros

1v1 said kobe lebron james says ok bet and bet the money bro ok lets get it

The other day my friend messaged me saying, "bro I have two pieces of bad news for you." I told him to combine them. He replied with, "your girlfriend is cheating on both of us."

Thats cringe bro, THE esxt weas pisitive

Mary has a house near a forrest she lives with her bro and she once said how many trees are there and her bro said: idk. She said: tree

My step bro thought I was single and tried to Take me but I said I'm take and guess what he did cried". Why wwhy would u do that

My bro said food was cool. So I threw a piece of cool chicken at him. For some reason he hit me, OOF.

papyrus: SANS stop being a lazy Bones. Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do any thin. heheh

I was going to an expensive dinner with my friends girlfriend because she really wanted to go but he just got out of surgery and he said take care of her so I said will do bro I’ll bring her back fuller that a topped up water bottle