Break down jokes

Knock knock! Who's there? It's Dave! Dave who? Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?

Because they have a break down.

What happens when a frog's car breaks down?

It gets toad away!

Three men were going for a drive through the desert. An hour later, the car breaks down. They all take something from the car to keep themselves cool as they walk to the nearest gas station a few miles back.

One guy grabs a hand-held fan. Another guy grabs the jug of water. The last guy takes the car door off. About 15 minutes into walking, the other two are giving the one guy weird looks. Finally, one of them asks why he is taking the car door. The third guy just replies that whenever he gets hot he can just roll down the window.

Yo mama's like a fridge, she breaks down when she loses her cool.

"The rise of atheism is going to lead to a break down of social morals and lead to all kinds of filth, including an increase in child abuse," said the village priest.

The village scientists did some fact checking. In prison, they found roughly 70% of child abusers were hyper religious before committing the crimes, and another 20% converted to religions to look 'remorseful'. The remaining 10% preferred not to say. They presented the findings to the media.

"Scientists slander good religious folk and ignore the weight of evidence!"

"Is Science biased against religion? You decide in this survey," they reported.

The village priest is living at his majesty's convenience and tells the others he committed armed robbery.

"Why is this a joke? It's not even funny!" said the person reading this, breaking the forth wall.

What is funny is you got to the end of this post and didn't cringe. Why not?

What do you do when your dishwasher breaks down?

You punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.

How to fall down stairs.

Step 1. Step 2. Step 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

Lmao, idiots don't know how to play Jenga.

My pencil sharpener when I bleed:

And I don't really care how bad it hurts. Cause you broke me first.

What is the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You need to drop the bomb twice on her before she gets it.

We can't go under it...

We can't go over it...

We have to go through it!